The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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