you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
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