I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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