So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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