Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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