How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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