I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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