where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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