Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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