I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Randomize
