Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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