mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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