Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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