and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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