She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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