They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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