I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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