I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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