You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
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