I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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