Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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