return my video game
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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