i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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