who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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