i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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