Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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