Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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