Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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