why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
