You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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