Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I fill condoms, not promises.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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