i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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