awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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