Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
