Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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