Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Let's get the cat blown out
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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