Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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