it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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