I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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