im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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