Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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