Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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