This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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