i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Randomize
