scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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