isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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