I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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