He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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