I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
