We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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