I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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