I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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