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She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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