We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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