i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm too high and old for this...
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