are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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