I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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