he was CRYING into my vagina
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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