You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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