Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Terrible idea I love it
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